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503: If you do that one more time, im gonna cut my fucking dick off and mail it to you.

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503: I’ve ate more pussy than cervix cancer.

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503: My boyfriend keeps on premature ejaculating, do most guys have this problem?
541: God, yes! Its like your own body is betraying you. Although to be perfectly honest, its a compliment. I’ve been with girls who it took hours to climax with and not in the good way. By the end of a snooze session like that i found myself faking it just because my dick hurt :(

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360: woke up this morning with 4L of chocolate icecream ALL through my bed and on myself.. what a night.

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503: ChatRoulette changed my life..
541: Why you have never seen a past white guy beat off on a web cam?

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360: It’s hard to find someone that can be kind and still isn’t affraid to throw her man against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Lust…now that’s a drink.

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BF: Haha babe relax haha I just checked my phone and it was blow’n up!
GF: Well be nice.. I have feelings too, not just a nice pussy :(

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503: So i said, if i cant have you at least youll have to explain a black eye to your next joe the pipelayer…

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541: I had a sandwich before I went to bed last night. And I woke up and it was on my chest and I stil had a piece of meat in my mouth that I proceeded to eat. Gross

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Guy: Show me your tits or no add
Girl: Thats not nice!
Guy: Fair request is it not!
Girl: HAHA NOO NOO
Guy: Sure it is you get to be my friend on here and i get to see your big boobs.
Girl: no thats not fair!!!!
Guy: I’m shocked cus juding by your pics you love to show them off!!!