541: Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package
yesterday…
1541: Sick lets hit the bars how much did you get?
541: Fucking nothing it contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 41 coupons to KFC and all the fucking directions were in Spanish.
405: so you fuck that girl?
1405: Nah bro chicks are for fags
808: So it’s safe to assume that mexico was epic?
425: Absurd, in so many terrible yet arrowing ways. Got lost in down town Playa Del Carmen alone, purchased hand fulls of Viagra and propicia, Bailed a buddy out of jail for prostitution, (mexican jails arn’t as coz as they sound. Banged a 42yr old 4 four (and thats on a scale of 1- 100) and vomited 3 times.
808: Shut up. Jesus. That kinda makes me jealous in the weirdest way.
303: I am going to be a millionaire one day
1303: How I want in?
303: I have invented the $ .99 coin.
1303: your a fucking idiot.
303: ohh ya we’ll see about that, when I’m at burger king suck’n down whoppers at my own privet table!
503: I want two girlfriends
774: dont we all
503: if i fall asleep after sex they can just talk to each other, i hate listening to my damn gf
303: you hear what they are doing with Mj’s body
1303: what?
303: I guess they are going to melt down his body so little boys can play with him too.
1303: gross!
541: I don’t get girls who like getting titty fucked… what is wrong with them.
1541: Apparently they just like getting punched repeatedly in the face.
971: So I played mexican Pharmacia grab bag with brendan.
1971: hahaha you get anything good this time?
971: 50/50 I got Viagra and a Ambian I was passed out on my bed by 12am with the biggest boner you have ever seen!!!
1971: HAHAHA I could never do that
971: It actually worked out great I was so drunk I normally roll out of bed but it acted like a kick stand. haha
(541): Get me a Charleston Chew, the yellow one, without peanuts… So help me god if I find peanuts in that fucking candy bar I will light you on fire
503: I want to tickle you by eating pop rocks off your hard bod.
1503: you won’t do it.
