(503): If the driver, who you know to be fucked up, looks at you straight in the eye and says ‘put your seatbelt on,’ get the fuck out of the car. period.
303: Ya she was smoking!!!
1303: I’m no school administrator… but I got an extension program going on in my pants.
503: Passed out butt naked rolled up in a floor mat in a 8 floor hotel hallway screaming at people to get out of my room and turn off my lights.
313: Again
306: she’s just so hot you couldn’t take an embarrassing picture of.
1306: are you drunk?
1503: Ryan your a fuckin dick. Megan agrees.
503: Listen bitch i’ll tag team both of you by myself.
619: I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it works.
405: how was your meeting?
1405: my anger management classes Piss me off
503: Ya I don’t know what happen to her. She use to be a party now shes and alcoholic
Girlfriend: thnakfor textuin back this time:) im tryuly sowry iwas a dick and im osrry i played gmaes wthyou.have we reallydriftd so fart that we cant talk?ijusmissu baby
