Steve: Ok if you could have a dollar for every person you have slept with what would you buy?
Matt: I would buy a pair of Gucci sunglasses!
Tarra: MAtt you are soo gross!
Matt: Shut up Tarra you could buy a Mercedes….Slut.
503: My boyfriend keeps on premature ejaculating, do most guys have this problem?
541: God, yes! Its like your own body is betraying you. Although to be perfectly honest, its a compliment. I’ve been with girls who it took hours to climax with and not in the good way. By the end of a snooze session like that i found myself faking it just because my dick hurt 
360: woke up this morning with 4L of chocolate icecream ALL through my bed and on myself.. what a night.
360: It’s hard to find someone that can be kind and still isn’t affraid to throw her man against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Lust…now that’s a drink.
BF: Haha babe relax haha I just checked my phone and it was blow’n up!
GF: Well be nice.. I have feelings too, not just a nice pussy
503: So i said, if i cant have you at least youll have to explain a black eye to your next joe the pipelayer…
541: I had a sandwich before I went to bed last night. And I woke up and it was on my chest and I stil had a piece of meat in my mouth that I proceeded to eat. Gross
(303) Woke up this morning with a dollar bill stuck to my ass. A tip, maybe?
541: I hear it’s not considered rape if you yell surprise first!
