503: I’ve ate more pussy than cervix cancer.
503: My boyfriend keeps on premature ejaculating, do most guys have this problem?
541: God, yes! Its like your own body is betraying you. Although to be perfectly honest, its a compliment. I’ve been with girls who it took hours to climax with and not in the good way. By the end of a snooze session like that i found myself faking it just because my dick hurt 
503: So i said, if i cant have you at least youll have to explain a black eye to your next joe the pipelayer…
(303) Woke up this morning with a dollar bill stuck to my ass. A tip, maybe?
541: Sometimes to bang a cougar you have to play Wii with her kids.
619: Ever had a dirty sanchez from girl?
1619: Fuck no dude, that’s sick.
619: I think it’d be pretty sexy
(972): Ok so im gonna let ya know when i want some dick and when we can do something bout it
(972): Not like i can get pregnant lol are you ok with that
(541): Yeah so dude i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch i was never in my whole life as scared i was then fuck that was weird.
(303): I just has really bad sex with a guy who’s name I have no idea. Yes, I am THE biggest WHORE you know.
(503): so today my boyfriend decides he wants to be sexy by taking my clothes off with his teeth,
too bad he ripped out my belly button ring.
