503: If you do that one more time, im gonna cut my fucking dick off and mail it to you.
503: ChatRoulette changed my life..
541: Why you have never seen a past white guy beat off on a web cam?
Guy: Show me your tits or no add
Girl: Thats not nice!
Guy: Fair request is it not!
Girl: HAHA NOO NOO
Guy: Sure it is you get to be my friend on here and i get to see your big boobs.
Girl: no thats not fair!!!!
Guy: I’m shocked cus juding by your pics you love to show them off!!!
541: CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely. I recorded it for us.
503: just saw a snuggie commercial… realized i’ve been wearing mine backwards all day… embarrassing
971: I fucked my dog last night
503: stop texting me you creep
(520): I really like you. Even if ur only a 5 on a scale of 1-10.
(330): I just bought a kiwi that looked like a nutsack.
503- I ran out of water so now my fishies are swimming in beer
and urine.
