http://intoxicatedtexts.com What the #@!$ Did I Say? Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:01:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-264/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-264/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:01:18 +0000 tdomf_17e0a http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1369 503: If you do that one more time, im gonna cut my fucking dick off and mail it to you.

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-264/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-263/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-263/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:00:33 +0000 tdomf_17e0a http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1368 503: I’ve ate more pussy than cervix cancer.

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-263/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-262/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-262/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:41:14 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1364 503: My boyfriend keeps on premature ejaculating, do most guys have this problem?
541: God, yes! Its like your own body is betraying you. Although to be perfectly honest, its a compliment. I’ve been with girls who it took hours to climax with and not in the good way. By the end of a snooze session like that i found myself faking it just because my dick hurt

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-262/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/lmfao/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/lmfao/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:21:46 +0000 tdomf_17e0a http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1361 360: woke up this morning with 4L of chocolate icecream ALL through my bed and on myself.. what a night.

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/lmfao/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-261/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-261/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:30:25 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1359 503: ChatRoulette changed my life..
541: Why you have never seen a past white guy beat off on a web cam?

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-261/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-260/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-260/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:07:37 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1350 360: It’s hard to find someone that can be kind and still isn’t affraid to throw her man against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Lust…now that’s a drink.

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-260/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-259/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-259/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:50:00 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1347 BF: Haha babe relax haha I just checked my phone and it was blow’n up!
GF: Well be nice.. I have feelings too, not just a nice pussy

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-259/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-258/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-258/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:46:36 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1343 503: So i said, if i cant have you at least youll have to explain a black eye to your next joe the pipelayer…

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-258/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-257/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-257/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:45:56 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1341 541: I had a sandwich before I went to bed last night. And I woke up and it was on my chest and I stil had a piece of meat in my mouth that I proceeded to eat. Gross

]]> http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-257/feed/ 0 http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-256/ http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-256/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:44:02 +0000 admin http://intoxicatedtexts.com/?p=1339 Guy: Show me your tits or no add
Girl: Thats not nice!
Guy: Fair request is it not!
Girl: HAHA NOO NOO
Guy: Sure it is you get to be my friend on here and i get to see your big boobs.
Girl: no thats not fair!!!!
Guy: I’m shocked cus juding by your pics you love to show them off!!!

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