http://intoxicatedtexts.com What the #@!$ Did I Say? Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:01:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 503: If you do that one more time, im gonna cut my fucking dick off and mail it to you. http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-264/ 503: I've ate more pussy than cervix cancer. http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-263/ 503: My boyfriend keeps on premature ejaculating, do most guys have this problem? 541: God, yes! Its like your own body is betraying you. Although to be perfectly honest, its a compliment. I've been with girls who it took hours to climax with and not in the good way. By the ... http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-262/ 360: woke up this morning with 4L of chocolate icecream ALL through my bed and on myself.. what a night. http://intoxicatedtexts.com/lmfao/ 503: ChatRoulette changed my life.. 541: Why you have never seen a past white guy beat off on a web cam? http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-261/ 360: It's hard to find someone that can be kind and still isn't affraid to throw her man against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Lust...now that's a drink. http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-260/ BF: Haha babe relax haha I just checked my phone and it was blow'n up! GF: Well be nice.. I have feelings too, not just a nice pussy :( http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-259/ 503: So i said, if i cant have you at least youll have to explain a black eye to your next joe the pipelayer... http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-258/ 541: I had a sandwich before I went to bed last night. And I woke up and it was on my chest and I stil had a piece of meat in my mouth that I proceeded to eat. Gross http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-257/ Guy: Show me your tits or no add Girl: Thats not nice! Guy: Fair request is it not! Girl: HAHA NOO NOO Guy: Sure it is you get to be my friend on here and i get to see your big boobs. Girl: no thats not fair!!!! Guy: I'm shocked cus juding by your pics you ... http://intoxicatedtexts.com/text-256/